You are vibing well with a babe, getting along well and all.
She's smiling at your silly jokes, resting her arm on your shoulder, holding your hand and letting it linger there...
Everything
is going on pretty smoothly until your friends or hers [often uglier
and without male attention] come and drag you away from her, or her away
from you.
As she reluctantly goes away with them, you wail inside, knowing that your chance of getting laid just went up in smoke.
My man, take this hankie and cry wella, because you have just been cock-blocked!
That feeling you get when you have just been cockblocked
The
scenario feels familiar, right? Of course that’s because whether you
are a guy or babe, you probably have been in a situation like this
before.
Urban dictionary’s definition of cockblocking says “when
you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend,
cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen.”
The
term can be expanded to include being blocked from getting a babe to
fall in love with you. The term also covers when babes stand in each
other’s way to getting the 'D'.
Sometimes, girls also hang around too long when they should bounce along
and let their friends be alone with a guy they like
Note
that cockblocking happens intentionally or unintentionally. So there is
a possibility that you might have stood in someone’s way of getting
laid, or getting love without even knowing it.
When
people intentionally cockblock, their reasons include jealousy, being
protective of the babe/guy, competition and pure old pettiness.
Cockblocking hurts bad. Don't do it
It
actually hurts to the bone when someone intentionally stands in your way
when you are fairly certain that a babe/guy is already feeling you and
is ready to give you their heart, or to let you go ‘downtown’.
It goes without saying that no one loves to be cockblocked. So guys, babes, live and let live.
Afterall, shebi na chop make I chop na hin make sense pass for this life.
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